In a Bold Move, Trump Unites Women of the World           

On his second day in office the Trump Administration pulled off an incredibly surprising move by revealing that his administration successfully united millions of women from all over the world. As explained in a series of tweets, President Trump stated:

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This move couldn’t have come any sooner as to many it seemed that the American public was more deeply divided that it has been in US history. Even though it is a widely-held view among Trump’s critics, that it was actually the Trump campaign that created these schisms among the American people, Democrats and Republicans rejoiced everywhere upon hearing the news.

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In an interview for Entertainment Weekly, Madonna reflected on President Trump’s strategy stating, “Well, I guess you could say that Trump figuratively grabbed me, and millions of other women, by the pussy and got us to organize. It was brilliant!”

In a statement on their websites, Krista Suh and Jayna Zweiman of the Pussy Hat project said they will soon be releasing a Trump version of the Pussy Hat to commemorate President Trump’s involvement in the march.

It is now becoming clear to people all over the world that there is more to President Trump than meets the eye. Supporters and critics alike are now coming to the realization that it is not what President Trump says that is important, but what he means.

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